the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to die

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!