The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

The ability to hear fish.

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!