The power of bullet atraction

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!