Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!