- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power of being yourself

the power to herd cats

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

to be shitty

Pointless Super Powers