The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

The power to look at yourself in third person

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to smell poop

The power to attract bullets.

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!