the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to attract bullets.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!