- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to not be color blind.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to fart upon command.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

Pointless Super Powers