The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!