The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power of not knowing

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!