The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to pee standing up

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to be a normal human

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!