The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!