The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to control urine

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Grass eating

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!