The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to die

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The power to exist

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to hear fish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!