power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to die when you die

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!