The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!