The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to not finish your

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!