To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!