To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to become retarded

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!