The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be HUMAN

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to die at will

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!