The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to be born again

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!