The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!