Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!