the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!