The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!