The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be buried at sea

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shit brix

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!