The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!