The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shit dirt!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!