The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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Taekwondo

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to control urine

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!