the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to move something right next to you

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to be wrong

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!