the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to have a power

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!