The power to control dodos

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!