the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Meatvision.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to go on this website

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to to think less

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!