The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to create a meme

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to live.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!