The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!