The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to science.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!