The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to be wrong

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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A good Kisser

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The power to watch tv

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!