The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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captain obvious

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!