The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!