The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to predict the present

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!