The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!