The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to herd cats

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!