The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to poke

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to watch tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!