Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to beathe

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!