The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!