The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!