To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

thumb_up thumb_down +166

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

thumb_up thumb_down +154

The power to write complete sentenc

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to be a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

power to blow up your own head only once,

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the power to be really itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!