- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be dead

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to divide by zero

to spelle caretly

The power to let someone control your dick

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.