the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to shed hair

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!