the power to be powerless

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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to spelle caretly

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!