The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!