The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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A good Kisser

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!