- Pointless Super Powers

The power to watch tv

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to fart in technicolor.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to lose this power.

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the power to eat with your butt

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to no sweat in the cold.

God tier Waste of Space

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!