The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to start time.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Acid pee

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!