The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Immunity to medication

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shit and piss at the same time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!