Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to be powerless

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!