the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have a V8

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!