The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!