ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to go into a coma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!