The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to fart upon command.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fall up.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to not have a power

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!