The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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A good Kisser

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The power to watch tv

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!