- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

Pointless Super Powers