The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to not exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!