the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to control dodos

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!