The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to control dodos

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!